I wrote this song in the shower.  Wait… you can’t say “titties” on YouTube?  I’m going to be in soooo much trouble.

Anyhow, here are the full lyrics for anyone who wants to send in their cover of the song.  I can’t wait to hear your versions!

Washing my beautiful titties,
Washing my bodacious ass,
Making myself all clean and pretty,
Oh what a wonderful task.


Watch Maria Bamford, as the beautiful Princess Sunshine, sing ‘Beautiful Ti**ies’ for SuperF*ckers!

Be sure to let us know what you think of the song and if you really like it (and are confident you have a bodacious ass) send us your cover version and we’ll post it on our blog!